Sure, there are other singing contests on TV, but the granddaddy of them all is still the King (or occasionally Drag Queen) of Kitsch. SPOILERS if you’re going to watch the #SBSEurovision prime-time replay… otherwise grab your scotch and settle in for a morning of the biggest TV event in the world.

The competition line-up is here. Hopefully this page says spoiler-free given it’s on the SBS website.

The drinking game rules are here. Note I’m only using the “Stop, Slammer Time!” rules for the purposes of the live blog; partially because I’m alone and partially because Eurovision drinking games can get pretty messy. Also, I’m drinking sugar-free Coke for the most part.

So… #AllAboard!

ONE LAST CHANCE TO AVOID SPOILERS: the live blog is in reverse order, so most recent entries first.